Adjuration To Testify

cmp.2008.11.02
ed.2008.11.03.01

COURTROOM NO. 10 - 4TH FLOOR
Judge Marlon A. Polk
Bailiff: Angela Sanders
Phone: 402/444-7009
Fax: 402/996-8161
Court Reporter: Karen Peterson
Court Reporter Phone: 402/444-7010

To the Honorable Justice, Marlon A. Polk,

Unfortunately, due to some limitations on my part, I was not notified of the adjuration to testify in the case brought forward by the plaintiff, Senator Ernie Chambers concerning some accusations of note. Specifically, (although I have yet to receive the official suit), the plaintiff has claimed that, God had threatened him and the people of Nebraska and had inflicted widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants.

I am obligated both by law and through moral obligation to notify this court, that I am a duly appointed representative of the One in whose service I am employed.

If the court needs to review the legal documentation evidencing my obligation to represent the Defendant in this matter, I would be more than happy to provide a copy of the contract under which I am obligated; although, I do believe you may have many copies of this on hand yourself. Further, due to the nature of the relationship between the Defendant and me, I can assure you that the Defendant would be present during the proceedings.

Again, I do apologize for my failure to respond to this adjuration and personally seek leniency of the court in this matter for my own sake. Again, I must protest and clarify, it should not be considered a failure on the part of a defendant if their representation is so not as faithful as they should be in their responsibilities.

As an appointed representative of the Defendant, and under personal instruction to represent Him in this matter, I hereby request the appropriate information, including the complaint, be forwarded to me. As for evidence concerning the Defendant's election for me to represent them, I refer to the above stated contract in the following section,

Lev. 5:1 - Now if a person sins after he hears a public adjuration to testify when he is a witness, whether he has seen or otherwise known, if he does not tell it, then he will bear his guilt.

Also, as is the case for foreign representation, I request a locally appointed counselor to advise concerning the necessary proprieties, processes and obligations required to represent the Defendant in this matter.

Please accept again my apologies for failure to execute my responsibilities in this matter.

Sincerely,

Elika Kohen